This just absolutely made me LOL.
From the Onion:
New Weather Channel Sitcom About Three Guys, Three Girls, One Storm System
ATLANTA—Marking the network’s first foray into episodic comedy, executives at the Weather Channel announced Monday that they are wrapping up production on a new series titled Batten The Hatches!, a sitcom about six professional twentysomethings and an unpredictable low pressure system named Arthur. “Get ready to laugh out loud when that incorrigible old Arthur soaks his buddy Dave right before his big date,” Weather Channel program director Michael Reardon said. “Just ask [the program’s other characters] Rick, Tim, Dave, Dawn, Janie, and Lois: When you’re best friends with a 125-mile-wide extratropical cyclone, anything can happen.” Batten The Hatches! is expected to greatly outperform C-Span’s first original show, Out Of Session, a single-camera dramedy that follows the procedural mediation between the 535 members of Congress and their sexy roommate, Pamela Anderson.
[BTW, it is currently 64.6 degrees F in my office]